The Birmingham Dumpling Index

A real price comparison for Megan, who considers £1 per dumpling an act of financial aggression.

Unit price £1.00 per dumpling Megan says no

Chief Dumpling Inspector

Meet Winston

Every dumpling on this page has been graded by Winston. He awards A* to all of them, except the vegetarian ones, which he refuses to discuss. His independence is under review. Dave also grades: seafood gets an F, and pork gets a firm Might be persuaded.

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Total development time: 6 minutes. At the average human dumpling consumption rate of one per minute (source: Winston), that is exactly 6 dumplings.